NO STOP PLEASE MY HEART
GOD I THOUGHT I BECAME NUMB FOR ALL MASS EFFECT 3 DRAMA
BUT NO
I STILL FUCKING CAN’T
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My friend’s game glitched and the most of the textures changed to Garrus.
Her comments:
this is a school about garrus
talented garrus come to learn to garrus in these hallowed walls of garrus
cerberus wants to garrus the garrus garrus because of all the garrusYou’re going to want to high-res this one. It is pretty glorious.
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fucking
omg i am laughing so hard
On a serious note, how moving would it have been if this is where they had revealed Tali’s face? After she takes it off, the camera swings around and she says that last line and the player gets to see her (everyone, not just those who romanced her).
Missed opportunity Bioware.
Agreed. As much as the gif makes me giggle, I rage a bit that you don’t get to see it unless she’s romanced, and even then it’s a shoddy photoshop. The only way Rannoch could have been even more satisfying was to see her turn around, fully textured, and see how happy she was to be home. That would’ve been amazing. But the removal of the mask, just to get nothing, took a little wind out of my sails in the first playthrough.
trololol
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More babbus and just to change things up a little there is also a daddus Garrus probably giving some sort of uncomfortable talk or another.
Probably something about the great Shepherds of the past living on as the stars and don’t go playing in the Elcor graveyard and if Uncle Grunt asks you to wait for a surprise in he’s arranged in the gorge DON’T, etc.
Boastful smugness, My blended dairy confection brings all the sex-determining genders to the enclosure, and they comment—
Imitation of potential suitors, ‘Its superior to yours.’
Further self-satisfaction and smugness, ‘Vulgar intensifier, it is superior to yours.
Condescending mockery, I could educate, but payment is required.Then the elcor parents look at each other and say: ‘Mournful lament, the future of our youth is of great concern to me.’
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don’t judge me this is my way of coping
a girl can draw pathetic wish fulfillment fantasies if she wants
;_____;
i was originally going to add mordin combing for seashells in the background but even i could tell that would be too maudlin
also i don’t know why i thought it would be a good idea to draw a turian in flip flops
also also i imagine the stroller was repurposed from the hammerhead floaty hovery thing
This is the cutest fucking thing ever.
JFC, only Shakarian could make me completely ok with the idea of happily ever after with babies.
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God damn it Grunt you made me so scared.
My little tank-born is all grown up.
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